Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Myra's School of Pole Dancing

Myra's getting ready to run another promotion. One of those, "Haul your friends in here and blackmail them with whatever you've got on them until they sign up and we'll give you a T-shirt" deals. My friends are either already dancing their little hearts out, have been and refuse to go back (for various ridiculous excuses like 'the surgeon told me I can't yet'), or they live out of town. I won't be getting that T-shirt (or whatever), and I suspect that most of the current students face the same dilemma.

But I have a better idea for Myra. Change the name to reflect what we really do in there. Women go to Jazzercise to let their hair down and dance. We shimmy, we bump, we grind... we shake what our mamma's gave us. And we take these talents home with us. Our husbands are lucky men. If the sign on the door said "Myra's School of Pole Dancing," the men of Greer/Taylors would be signing their wives up in droves.

Now, granted, their may be some fallout from local churches. Greer/Taylors is definitely a conservative area. And, as I have said before, Myra is a Christian woman, as is... well, everybody that I personally know. So the sign would have to reflect the fact that we use our skills only for the entertainment of the men we are legally married to. Maybe, "Myra's Christian School of Pole Dancing and Marital Therapy."

We might need to play with it a little bit. Y'all let me know what you think.

Note: In response to several questions, I would like to add that at no time do we remove any of our clothes while Jazzercising. Well, except for the occasional sweatshirt. This is completely wholesome pole dancing.

Peace, out...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Someone help me pick Myra up off the floor!!!!
dd

Susan Boyer said...

Hey, Demon Diane...

What's your score? I think I'm on 6, but I'm not sure. We need a sign-in sheet or something. You might have said that...

Anonymous said...

Loved it as all your writings
bam

Anonymous said...

How about, "Myra's Charm School for Wives?"

Anonymous said...

I am at 5!! You better hurry! I may go this afternoon!!!!!!!
dd

elysabeth said...

Now if that isn't thinking on your feet, I don't know what is. You would have all of Greenville and probably some of us low country folk up there too (being on the Anderson county side - slips me back a bit) - anyway - you are ahead - you got one more day - lol - get too it - but don't kill yourself - have fun - E :)

Anonymous said...

Hello? No class because you are being creative? I don't see any new blogs!!! I do however see myself signing in on our "gotta get 50 classes in before she does" sign in sheet at the center. I am at 10 you are at 5!!!! I will be gone Thursday until Sunday and I leave again Tuesday, not returning until Friday. You still have time to catch up! Bring it on!!!
dd

Anonymous said...

Hello? No class because you are being creative? I don't see any new blogs!!! I do however see myself signing in on our "gotta get 50 classes in before she does" sign in sheet at the center. I am at 10 you are at 5!!!! I will be gone Thursday until Sunday and I leave again Tuesday, not returning until Friday. You still have time to catch up! Bring it on!!!
dd

elysabeth said...

I am wondering where Susan has disappeared to as well - no postings in forever (I do know this weekend is the conference that she will be involved in - so guess that is part of the excuse or maybe she's gotten her book accepted and is out celebrating - what's going on over there Susan?

oh well - it's Monday, the 16th and no postings since the 27th of September - hummmm - E :)