Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Keep Those Headlights Up

Every Jazzercise instructor has their own stage personality, which is usually a revved up version of their regular personality. I (like probably every other Jazzerciser) like different things about each of them. Every Jazzercise instructor at the Taylors center (the best Jazzercise center ever) is fabulous, of course, but they are each unique. My favorite thing about Myra, whose class I took this morning, is her colorful Jazzer-talk. I don't mean colorful in a vulgar way, not at all. Myra is a Christian woman, and not prone to vulgarity. But her brand of Jazzer-talk is entertaining, and helps keep our minds off the pain. Keep in mind, the following Jazzer-sayings are delivered in a room full of women. (Despite what I told Jim when I tried to get him to go, I've never seen a man at the Taylors center except on Valentines Day when they have a special sweethearts class. Men were few but regular at the center I used to go to in faux-Greer.) Anyway, here are my favorites of Myra's Jazzer-sayings: 1) Keep those headlights up now. This one, obviously, helps us remember not to slouch. 2) I'm not bitter. This one usually is pulled out when someone is going on vacation--which requires the instructor's permission, so that we can a) live through the traveler, and, b) talk about her while she's gone (only in an envious way). Myra's last vacation was to Dollywood, and I think she said that was five years ago. Bless her heart, she's dedicated to her vocation--and her children. 3) Hold that pose. Myra is also dedicated to flair. 4) Life's too short--shimmy. This is my favorite, and, I think, good general advice.
So, I made it to Jazzercise this morning. Yeah! And, I wrote for 6 hours, give or take. No rejections in the mail, so, all in all, it was a good day. And, for the record, I did not have a Mega Moo Mocha Moolatte last night, although I was sorely tempted!

1 comment:

V said...

I think this is a great idea! I don't think I have blogged about Jazzercise (other than about the kadonkadonk)! Sorry Casey! What a great idea to hold yourself accountable online! I love it.

check out the sites I mentioned. You can get there through Let me know what you think!

See you @ Jazzercise!